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A month divination, and the small things that followed

14 October 2025Jinan, Shandong Translated by AI

I told her to watch for car scrapes and hand/foot injuries these two months. She wrote back later with a list of small things that had happened.

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Client

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9月21日 22:11

Zongyuan

Watch for car scrapes and accidental injuries to your hands and feet these two months. [image] [image]

这两个月注意车子磕碰和手脚的意外损伤。 [image] [image]

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Client

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Look at this. I've been a driver for 20 years with no major accidents, and even small scrapes like this only happen once every five years on average.

你看这个，我是20年没有大事故的老司机，这种小刮蹭也平均5年才有一次

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Zongyuan, I have to say, that's impressive.

真是猫神，不得不服啊

Zongyuan

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Client

[image] I'm completely blown away.

[image] 五体投地

Bingxu month (Oct 8 – Nov 6): this month I sit on a wealth treasury, and Hai month favors Xu. There will be progress in career and wealth this month. But it is also a month where Xu punishes You metal and clashes with Chen earth. Metal is injured, so pay attention to your bones and tendons. Appliances are also prone to damage, and you may replace electronic products. Be careful with moving things around, running errands, and replacing items at home.

丙戌月10.8-11.6 本月见自己坐财库到，亥月喜戌，本月有事业财运进展。但是同时也是戌刑酉金冲辰土的月份，金受伤，关注自己的筋骨，电器也容易损坏，容易有电子产品更迭。注意搬动跑动，家里的东西置换等。

The black bully not only bit me. Yesterday I let him out and he peed all over my place, including my bed…

黑霸王不但咬我。昨天放出来还把我家尿了个遍，包括我的床…

I was thinking about replacing my mattress, but this made up my mind. I'm buying a bed frame (I didn't have one before — I've slept on the floor for years) and a new mattress. I ordered it today, but it won't arrive until the second half of the month………… That's so accurate…

本来我考虑换床垫，这下下了决心，买个床架（本来没有床架。我多年睡地上），再买个新床垫。今天买，后半月才能到了…………真是准…

10月6日15:11

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I could strangle him and still not be mad enough.

掐死它都不解恨

Zongyuan

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10月6日15:15

Client

Hell is full of kittens that pee everywhere [emoji]

地狱里全是乱尿的小猫咪[emoji]

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