Health and season

Her whole family got stomach flu, and the trip got canceled

15 January 2025Jinan, Shandong Translated by AI

I told her to watch for travel delays and stomach issues in the family. A week later she wrote back: all of it had happened.

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Zongyuan

I’ll look at it for you first thing tomorrow.

我明儿一早给你看

Client

Okay.

嗯嗯

1月11日晚上21:59

Zongyuan

Shan Ze Sun turning to [redacted]. A few notes: 1. Travel plans tend to hit snags — like sudden other plans coming up, or the trip not going as scheduled, usually because of a travel companion’s health issue. 2. Everyone in the family should watch for stomach and lung issues, gastroenteritis or coughs are likely.

山泽损转[redacted]。几个提示: 1 出行的事情容易有阻碍，比如突然有其他计划之类的，也可能是出去玩之后，没有按照预定的路线走，有突发事件，主要是旅行成员的身体问题。 2 家里人都要注意肠胃问题，和肺部问题，容易肠胃炎或者咳嗽。

1月12日上午10:13

3. There may be a change in the leadership team — not necessarily your direct supervisor, could be school-wide leadership changes. 4. Paperwork will get stuck. I can’t tell what kind of paperwork yet, but it will likely be put on hold for about two months before you get an update. 5. Metal element is somewhat strong, so pay attention to your respiratory tract — you’re prone to colds and respiratory issues. 6. I see an image of going on stage to perform or speak. White and grey are good, with a touch of red. Prepare your speech well in advance, and you can have a standout moment.

3 领导班子可能换人，未必是你直属，也可能是整个学校的领导，有变动信息。 4 文书有卡顿，具体是什么文书暂且看不到，容易搁置2个月左右再给到你。 5 金相对有些旺，呼吸道上还是要注意，容易感冒有呼吸道疾病。 6 看到有登台演出的像或者登台发言的像，喜白色灰色为主，配一些红色，发言要提前多准备，可以有高光时刻。

Please take this.

请收

Client

Thank you so much, Zongyuan.

谢谢大师

This is so funny, Zongyuan.

大师这个太逗了

Zongyuan

Zongyuan: Shan Ze Sun [redacted] A few notes: 1. Travel plans tend to hit snags…

猫猫道长🍀: 山泽损[redacted] 几个提示: 1出行的事情容易有阻…

What’s so funny? 😁

咋啦😁

Client

Zongyuan, it’s so funny — you said my travel plans might get canceled or something. And first, you said everyone in my family should watch out for gastroenteritis. All of us got it. Me, my husband, my mother-in-law and father-in-law — all of us were completely knocked out. We were still on IV drips at the hospital yesterday. Then, I was supposed to leave on Friday for their annual meeting in Wuxi. My husband and I had planned to go to Yixing and travel around for a few days. When you mentioned travel plans hitting snags, I thought yesterday, oh, since we’re sick, maybe we should cancel the trip? But then I thought, gastroenteritis should get better after two days of IVs, we can still go. So I didn’t think much of it. Then late last night, I got a call — definitely can’t go. I have something to handle in Shanghai on Saturday. So we canceled. You have no idea how accurate this is.

大师，这个太逗了，您说我出行要又什么取消或者什么。然后我跟你说，我一开始的时候，你对先说肠胃炎，您说我家里人都要注意肠胃炎，我们家全部中招。这个基本上就是那个我和我老公、我婆婆公公全部一塌糊涂。昨天还在医院吊水。然后呢，我就是本来是周五要出去，他们有年会嘛，在无锡。我老公就我们本来说要去宜兴啊，什么玩儿几天计划好的。最后，您这个说出行计划的时候，我还昨天想，哎，身体不好了，是不是出行计划要取消了？但是呢，一想，哎呀，肠胃炎反正输两天液应该差不多还能去，然后就没在意。然后，昨天很晚了以后，接到个电话，肯定是走不了。周六一定是上海这边，我有事情。所以就取消了，您说您说的这个多神啊。

Zongyuan

😂

Is everyone feeling better now?

现在身体都好点没有

Client

— definitely can’t go. I have something to handle in Shanghai on Saturday. So we canceled. You have no idea how accurate this is.

话，肯定是走不了。周六一定是上海这边，我有事情。所以就取消了，您说您说的这个多神啊。

Zongyuan

[emoji]

Is everyone feeling better now?

现在身体都好点没有

Client

Better.

好点了

Last night was still bad, I felt much better when I woke up this morning. Last night I was still throwing up and having diarrhea after everything I ate. Even after the IV, it still felt [redacted]. Then this morning I felt a lot better. And also, you said something about a standout moment or whatever — well, I have to go receive an award this afternoon, they said I have to go on stage to accept it.

昨天晚上还不行，今天早上起来好多了。昨天晚上还又吃什么吐什么拉什么，然后输了液，好像还是[redacted]一样。然后今天早晨又好多了，而且你不是说那个。什么什么高光时刻，什么就什么的，反正我今天还下午还得去领奖，说让我上台要颁奖。

Everyone says you’re so accurate, unbelievably accurate.

他们都说你太神了，说你神的不是一般的神。

My mom is also under the weather, her throat hurts. My daughter has a runny nose that won’t stop.

我妈也亚健康，嗓子不舒服，我女儿鼻涕不断

All of it came true.

都中了

Zongyuan

Alright then, take it easy and don’t run around.

行就老实点吧，别乱跑了

Client

Okay.